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Contents Listing - Articles & Features in this issue
VAUXHALL NOVA - So Jacques, I know you are ze Vorld Champion, but vot is zis bootiful black Nova you is driving
CIIROEN SAXOS - 'Ello Mick-el. It is cool, non Mais these 160bhp LAD Saxo VTS's are Ie nuts, aussi. Non
VOLKSWAGEN GOLF - Veil, zey is okay. But vere eez de German qualities, eh Zis Golf has 347bhp vit nitros and everyzinc vich eez good about ze Farterland
BMW 325i - Like what, Mick-el Zis BMW 'as Ie quality ICE I admit. But vous can't go wrong with JL Audio, Rockford Fosgate and Soundscreen kit, non
PROJECT 2000 v SEAT IBIZA - INVADE! KILL! Sorry Jacques, I got excited there. Max Power's Project 2000 versus Performance Fart's Ibiza Cupra Sport -1 MUST VIN AT ALL COSTS!
PEUGEOT 306 - Non, vous cheating pig-dog. Remember what 'appened in Spain It would not 'ave 'appened if you were driving this tres bon Pug. Eez more pretty than your Ferrari, non
JBL PICK-UP - Ve should clear ze air Jacques. Come for a ride in my pick-up and we can listen to some cool German tunes, yah
FORD ORION - Mikey, vous are so kind. But first, please come for a ride in this cleaner-than-clean Orion
VOLKSWAGEN POLO - Never mind zat, 'ave you seen mein Polo, Jacques Wait. Vot is zat over my shoulder Better crash into it and see
RENAULT 19 CABRIOLET - But Mike, you need to calm down, or it vill be more road safety campaigns for vous, my friend. Chill out in this Cabriolet for a while
VAUXHALL CAVALIER - Nein, you fool, this Cavalier is for me. Boom, boom!
PORSCHE 911 - What about this Porker, Schuey With its 224mph top speed, vous may be able to catch me this year
DRIVE BY SHOOTING - If anyone has any idea what Nick was on when he wrote this lot, please let us know. Meanwhile, here's a few more motors. Hans' joke: What does WIFE stand for Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.
CRUISE PATROL - Northampton. One of the best, nuff said
JAPAN REPORT - Hans has 'won ton' sex with the wrong geisha girls. Luckily he managed to write his report before their fathers made chop suey of his liver
MAX AWARDS - The 1998/99 Max Power Awards start here
ON A MISSION - Nick makes a horrible sticky mess in his pants when we tell him he's going to see some brummie race an Escort on ICE. Chamonix here we come
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POWER SURGERY - Our Father, who gets shitted on Hooch and Bacardi Breezer, then chunders on his own carpet, is a big girl's blouse
INSURANCE GUIDE - Do we not like insurance. It costs a packet every year and you spend every day of the 12 months hoping you won't need to make a claim. Our in-depth guide might just make the pain more bearable
BUYING GUIDE - Your most popular request for a 'Buying Guide's honoured. Yep, it's the Citroen AX GT
ICE SYSTEM BUILDING - The ICE Man cometh... all over the place. But don't worry, he'll clean it up and then tell you what's best for what dosh
CIIROEN SAXOS - 'Ello Mick-el. It is cool, non Mais these 160bhp LAD Saxo VTS's are Ie nuts, aussi. Non
VOLKSWAGEN GOLF - Veil, zey is okay. But vere eez de German qualities, eh Zis Golf has 347bhp vit nitros and everyzinc vich eez good about ze Farterland
BMW 325i - Like what, Mick-el Zis BMW 'as Ie quality ICE I admit. But vous can't go wrong with JL Audio, Rockford Fosgate and Soundscreen kit, non
PROJECT 2000 v SEAT IBIZA - INVADE! KILL! Sorry Jacques, I got excited there. Max Power's Project 2000 versus Performance Fart's Ibiza Cupra Sport -1 MUST VIN AT ALL COSTS!
PEUGEOT 306 - Non, vous cheating pig-dog. Remember what 'appened in Spain It would not 'ave 'appened if you were driving this tres bon Pug. Eez more pretty than your Ferrari, non
JBL PICK-UP - Ve should clear ze air Jacques. Come for a ride in my pick-up and we can listen to some cool German tunes, yah
FORD ORION - Mikey, vous are so kind. But first, please come for a ride in this cleaner-than-clean Orion
VOLKSWAGEN POLO - Never mind zat, 'ave you seen mein Polo, Jacques Wait. Vot is zat over my shoulder Better crash into it and see
RENAULT 19 CABRIOLET - But Mike, you need to calm down, or it vill be more road safety campaigns for vous, my friend. Chill out in this Cabriolet for a while
VAUXHALL CAVALIER - Nein, you fool, this Cavalier is for me. Boom, boom!
PORSCHE 911 - What about this Porker, Schuey With its 224mph top speed, vous may be able to catch me this year
DRIVE BY SHOOTING - If anyone has any idea what Nick was on when he wrote this lot, please let us know. Meanwhile, here's a few more motors. Hans' joke: What does WIFE stand for Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.
CRUISE PATROL - Northampton. One of the best, nuff said
JAPAN REPORT - Hans has 'won ton' sex with the wrong geisha girls. Luckily he managed to write his report before their fathers made chop suey of his liver
MAX AWARDS - The 1998/99 Max Power Awards start here
ON A MISSION - Nick makes a horrible sticky mess in his pants when we tell him he's going to see some brummie race an Escort on ICE. Chamonix here we come
SUBSCRIBE - Your chance to really lay some rubber down in a true Max style. Take out a subscription to Max Powerand improve your sex life at the same time
Max Torque
Write OH
Speed Shop
Power Preview
Performance Info
Ice Anatomy
Arse End
POWER SURGERY - Our Father, who gets shitted on Hooch and Bacardi Breezer, then chunders on his own carpet, is a big girl's blouse
INSURANCE GUIDE - Do we not like insurance. It costs a packet every year and you spend every day of the 12 months hoping you won't need to make a claim. Our in-depth guide might just make the pain more bearable
BUYING GUIDE - Your most popular request for a 'Buying Guide's honoured. Yep, it's the Citroen AX GT
ICE SYSTEM BUILDING - The ICE Man cometh... all over the place. But don't worry, he'll clean it up and then tell you what's best for what dosh
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