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Contents Listing - Articles & Features in this issue
MOTORS:
IGNITION - It's what you're reading now. A guide to the contents of Max. Don't ignore Ignition - some of the wittiest quips, lines and slurs in history appear right here, though not this month, 'cos I - Bill - have written it
GRUDGE MATCH - A deadly gang of five fast Cosworths gather in the dust of the Bruntingthorpe Badlands at dawn for a shootout to the death. Which is quickest Gitton down thar, boy, and hawa look...
BRITAIN'S LOUDEST CAR - My God, this is insane. Thirty (that's 30) speakers in each door. More Earthquake subs than you can imagine, and a 151 d output, destructive enought to cause instant deaf-
REFRESHER COURSE - If you can't afford a shiny gleaming Cosworth, buy an old one and do it up. Great value, and Greggy shows you how. Greggy knows! Greggy!
CITROEN AX GT - A little white French car that goes very quickly and is packed full of, er, holes... where the ICE system used to be! Before it got nicked. Read it and weep
PROJECT XS GOES HOME - Taking our greatest ever Project Car for a 2000 mile blast across Europe to the Italian Grand Prix was not an easy task. It was hell! But somebody, inevitably, had to do it...
KENWOOD FRONTERA - More work went into this ICE install than the Pyramids. It's true. Just look at this thing. We are definitely not worthy
SKEETE R5 - Gleaming and shining like white ivory, her naked thighs gently wrapped themselves around my head. Not as gorgeous as this white R5, though, get off me 'ed, luv, I'm goin' for a spin
MANIAC ROVER - Big wing, ally, big wheels, 345's and big-wig hoojamiflip how's ya father thingameejig. This car is brutal. If you've seen a tougher Rover, send it in and we'll promptly poop ourselves
HORMANN MONSTER UNO - When the dark creature emerges from its stinking lair, it drives a red Hormann Monster and pushes Emma totally out of her tree. She's mad, she is
READER'S CARS: COSSIE LOOKALIKE - It's not a Cossie. It just looks a bit like one. It goes a bit like one. But sounds a bit different
MOTORSPORT:
VECTA MAX POWER CHALLENGE - Jim kicks ass. Started second last, finished ninth. Had a brilliant race, our Jim did. We're being nice in this bit because it's about time we acknowledged Jim as rival to Fangio for pure driving skill
PROJECT WILD THING: INTERIOR - The interior of a rally car is a rather interesting place to sit. Workmanlike and bare and pure, it is the quintessential racing cabin, purposeful and direct and harsh
TECHNICAL:
AUNTY JIM'S POWER SURGERY - This is one of the most popular bits of the magazine, you know. Aunty Jim is actually Jim Blackstock, and despite having a goaty beard, he can solve your car's probs
CITROEN AX GT TUNING GUIDE - How to work your AX GT, give it more power and make it stop and handle better. Interesting reading if you love coffee tables, too
LEGAL STUFF: TINTIN'S ADVENTURES - Window tinting: what do the cops think Are you going to be hung upside-down in a damp dark pit for 50 years, or are you OK with blacked-out windows Emma knows
HYDRAULICS GUIDE - Bouncy bumpy, bouncy bump. Bumpity bump goes the bouncy bit. No, it's not Jim in bed - it's Jim in a car with a hydraulics kit. Find out all about hydraulics and fit them to your car
BUYING:
SUPERSALESMAN - Hero of the proletariat, upholder of justice, crusader of righteousness and he knows about how to save you money also
H&R SUSPENSION TEST - Nige has been having a pop at all his fellow Maxy P staffers in this issue. We don't like it, but we can't retaliate because he's far, far, far too clever. Not as clever as this Golf suspension kit, though. 'Bye Nige...
ESCORT XR3 BUYING GUIDE - It's a buying guide for the XR3. It's good reading. Get stuck in and don't stop until you're dead. Otherwise we'll k-kill you all
GTI CENTRE - Not dead, just dedicated. A dedicated used car centre for hot hatches. If you can't find the GTi you're looking for here, you'll be surprised and shocked ^
TOP GEAR - The sensational Emma B, fresh from Scotland and wearing nothing but a toothpick drooping seductively from her nose, tells you about the latest kit for your car
BRAKE PAD MEGA TEST - Once again, the Maxy P posse, featuring a future Formula One driver, a 50's-loving photographer and an ex-journalist, hit Chobham test track to find out which brake pads are best
DENTMASTER - Remove dents now without re-spraying with this wonderful gizmo and be happy
PERFORMANCE INFO - How to be pleased. Look at-this and smile and giggle. It gives you info on how to mod your car
IGNITION - It's what you're reading now. A guide to the contents of Max. Don't ignore Ignition - some of the wittiest quips, lines and slurs in history appear right here, though not this month, 'cos I - Bill - have written it
GRUDGE MATCH - A deadly gang of five fast Cosworths gather in the dust of the Bruntingthorpe Badlands at dawn for a shootout to the death. Which is quickest Gitton down thar, boy, and hawa look...
BRITAIN'S LOUDEST CAR - My God, this is insane. Thirty (that's 30) speakers in each door. More Earthquake subs than you can imagine, and a 151 d output, destructive enought to cause instant deaf-
REFRESHER COURSE - If you can't afford a shiny gleaming Cosworth, buy an old one and do it up. Great value, and Greggy shows you how. Greggy knows! Greggy!
CITROEN AX GT - A little white French car that goes very quickly and is packed full of, er, holes... where the ICE system used to be! Before it got nicked. Read it and weep
PROJECT XS GOES HOME - Taking our greatest ever Project Car for a 2000 mile blast across Europe to the Italian Grand Prix was not an easy task. It was hell! But somebody, inevitably, had to do it...
KENWOOD FRONTERA - More work went into this ICE install than the Pyramids. It's true. Just look at this thing. We are definitely not worthy
SKEETE R5 - Gleaming and shining like white ivory, her naked thighs gently wrapped themselves around my head. Not as gorgeous as this white R5, though, get off me 'ed, luv, I'm goin' for a spin
MANIAC ROVER - Big wing, ally, big wheels, 345's and big-wig hoojamiflip how's ya father thingameejig. This car is brutal. If you've seen a tougher Rover, send it in and we'll promptly poop ourselves
HORMANN MONSTER UNO - When the dark creature emerges from its stinking lair, it drives a red Hormann Monster and pushes Emma totally out of her tree. She's mad, she is
READER'S CARS: COSSIE LOOKALIKE - It's not a Cossie. It just looks a bit like one. It goes a bit like one. But sounds a bit different
MOTORSPORT:
VECTA MAX POWER CHALLENGE - Jim kicks ass. Started second last, finished ninth. Had a brilliant race, our Jim did. We're being nice in this bit because it's about time we acknowledged Jim as rival to Fangio for pure driving skill
PROJECT WILD THING: INTERIOR - The interior of a rally car is a rather interesting place to sit. Workmanlike and bare and pure, it is the quintessential racing cabin, purposeful and direct and harsh
TECHNICAL:
AUNTY JIM'S POWER SURGERY - This is one of the most popular bits of the magazine, you know. Aunty Jim is actually Jim Blackstock, and despite having a goaty beard, he can solve your car's probs
CITROEN AX GT TUNING GUIDE - How to work your AX GT, give it more power and make it stop and handle better. Interesting reading if you love coffee tables, too
LEGAL STUFF: TINTIN'S ADVENTURES - Window tinting: what do the cops think Are you going to be hung upside-down in a damp dark pit for 50 years, or are you OK with blacked-out windows Emma knows
HYDRAULICS GUIDE - Bouncy bumpy, bouncy bump. Bumpity bump goes the bouncy bit. No, it's not Jim in bed - it's Jim in a car with a hydraulics kit. Find out all about hydraulics and fit them to your car
BUYING:
SUPERSALESMAN - Hero of the proletariat, upholder of justice, crusader of righteousness and he knows about how to save you money also
H&R SUSPENSION TEST - Nige has been having a pop at all his fellow Maxy P staffers in this issue. We don't like it, but we can't retaliate because he's far, far, far too clever. Not as clever as this Golf suspension kit, though. 'Bye Nige...
ESCORT XR3 BUYING GUIDE - It's a buying guide for the XR3. It's good reading. Get stuck in and don't stop until you're dead. Otherwise we'll k-kill you all
GTI CENTRE - Not dead, just dedicated. A dedicated used car centre for hot hatches. If you can't find the GTi you're looking for here, you'll be surprised and shocked ^
TOP GEAR - The sensational Emma B, fresh from Scotland and wearing nothing but a toothpick drooping seductively from her nose, tells you about the latest kit for your car
BRAKE PAD MEGA TEST - Once again, the Maxy P posse, featuring a future Formula One driver, a 50's-loving photographer and an ex-journalist, hit Chobham test track to find out which brake pads are best
DENTMASTER - Remove dents now without re-spraying with this wonderful gizmo and be happy
PERFORMANCE INFO - How to be pleased. Look at-this and smile and giggle. It gives you info on how to mod your car
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