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Contents Listing - Articles & Features in this issue
RIEGER-KITTED ASTRA GSi - Gary Barlint is a right big trucker, but not as big as his 183bhp Rieger Infinity H-kitted Astra GSi. Take your Yorkie bars to page 18 and read it now
BIG BLUE BMW M3 - Siv Thiru is 24 and owns an M3 that pumps out 320bhp and runs on 18in Schnitzer wheels - bastard. Just as well he's named after a kitchen utensil or we'd be well-jealous
ESCORT XR3i -When is a mongrel not a dog When it's Baron Bedi's 'Scort'. It's got a Rattlesnake bodykit, Illusion front bumper and Cossie whale tail - awesome. Is it me or is there a stupid name theme in this issue Barlint, Thiru and now Bedi - what the fuck is going on
SOUND HOG ICE CAR - Longmill's latest demo car packs 40 subs and 18,500w of music power, yet there's not a stupid name in sight - apart from that of their PR supremo, Matthew Sweetapple; Matt mate, get down the deed poll office before it's too late.. .and take Barlint, Thiru and Bedi with you
HONDA CRX VTEC - Ve Cooc's CRX is... look, I'm sorry but this name thing is getting friggin' ridiculous. Okay, so 17in alloys, twin tailpipes and front splitter are great, but Ve Cooc Hold on Matt, one more for ya
COLIN McRAE'S SUBARU - Full Group A Scooby action from the Probster brings the silly name theme crashing down to earth with a bump, roll and 360-degree spin into a ditch. Well, that's Colin McCrae's season all over, isn't it
VAUXHALL NOVA 16v - The silly name theme gets right back on track with John Archenoul's 2.0-litre Nova 16v. It runs throttle bodies too you know, right Probster
NISSAN SUNNY GTI-R - Scott Cook combines two dead explorers' sensible names to make one slightly silly one, then tries to hide that fact by driving a well 'and, 240bhp Japmobile. Nice try Scott
RENAULT 5 GT TURBO - This one's purple, has a Skeete bodykit and is owned by (wait for it) Paul Cocking. Right, that's it, I'm going home 'cos you lot are just taking the piss now...
MAZDA 323 TURBO - Reluctantly, I've returned, but at the first whiff of a silly name I'm off, Okay Right then, here's a nice 200bhp Mada. I don't know whose it is so we'll just call him Gerald
READERS CARS: FIESTA TURBO - Father Jon reckoned you couldn't turbocharge an XR2. Miraculously, GuyOldfield did. Thou
CRUISE PATROL - The Probster & The Fly do their bit for the peace process by going to Bangor in Northern Ireland; well that's them fucked then...
WIN AN ASTRAMAX - The 16in Blades are on, the Janspeed backbox has been fitted and the last entry token is printed here, so get entering
DOUBLE DUTCH -Twin red hot and Dutch action from the Probster, featuring the CRX Club of Holland Assen Show and then the Speed and Design Exhibition in Utrecht. Way to go, Probster
BIG BLUE BMW M3 - Siv Thiru is 24 and owns an M3 that pumps out 320bhp and runs on 18in Schnitzer wheels - bastard. Just as well he's named after a kitchen utensil or we'd be well-jealous
ESCORT XR3i -When is a mongrel not a dog When it's Baron Bedi's 'Scort'. It's got a Rattlesnake bodykit, Illusion front bumper and Cossie whale tail - awesome. Is it me or is there a stupid name theme in this issue Barlint, Thiru and now Bedi - what the fuck is going on
SOUND HOG ICE CAR - Longmill's latest demo car packs 40 subs and 18,500w of music power, yet there's not a stupid name in sight - apart from that of their PR supremo, Matthew Sweetapple; Matt mate, get down the deed poll office before it's too late.. .and take Barlint, Thiru and Bedi with you
HONDA CRX VTEC - Ve Cooc's CRX is... look, I'm sorry but this name thing is getting friggin' ridiculous. Okay, so 17in alloys, twin tailpipes and front splitter are great, but Ve Cooc Hold on Matt, one more for ya
COLIN McRAE'S SUBARU - Full Group A Scooby action from the Probster brings the silly name theme crashing down to earth with a bump, roll and 360-degree spin into a ditch. Well, that's Colin McCrae's season all over, isn't it
VAUXHALL NOVA 16v - The silly name theme gets right back on track with John Archenoul's 2.0-litre Nova 16v. It runs throttle bodies too you know, right Probster
NISSAN SUNNY GTI-R - Scott Cook combines two dead explorers' sensible names to make one slightly silly one, then tries to hide that fact by driving a well 'and, 240bhp Japmobile. Nice try Scott
RENAULT 5 GT TURBO - This one's purple, has a Skeete bodykit and is owned by (wait for it) Paul Cocking. Right, that's it, I'm going home 'cos you lot are just taking the piss now...
MAZDA 323 TURBO - Reluctantly, I've returned, but at the first whiff of a silly name I'm off, Okay Right then, here's a nice 200bhp Mada. I don't know whose it is so we'll just call him Gerald
READERS CARS: FIESTA TURBO - Father Jon reckoned you couldn't turbocharge an XR2. Miraculously, GuyOldfield did. Thou
CRUISE PATROL - The Probster & The Fly do their bit for the peace process by going to Bangor in Northern Ireland; well that's them fucked then...
WIN AN ASTRAMAX - The 16in Blades are on, the Janspeed backbox has been fitted and the last entry token is printed here, so get entering
DOUBLE DUTCH -Twin red hot and Dutch action from the Probster, featuring the CRX Club of Holland Assen Show and then the Speed and Design Exhibition in Utrecht. Way to go, Probster
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