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NISSAN 300ZX v VAUXHALL CAUBRA KAPOW! Holy speed Batman,these cars are nearly as fast as the Batmobile...
VAUXHALL NOVA - Maybe Robin, but I saw this 16-valve Nova with a fantastic Fibresports front end the other day, and I reckon it'd make the perfect Robinmobile (Doesn't quite have the same ring, does it - RS)
CTTROEN SAXO - HOLY ICE! No Batman, this'll be the car for me. A Saxo VTS with enough ICE to woo the chicks into the Bat Cave
FORD ESCORT COSWORTH - What are you talking about Robin I think you've been sniffing too much bird seed. What you want is a 300bhp Cossie
PEUGEOT 205 - As much as I respect everything you've done for me Batman, I've got to say that you're just not with it. This 205 is the machine for me
LOTUS CARLTON (REPLICA) - Robin, you arrogant little twat, why don't you listen. The most important thing you look for in a crime-busting vehicle is horsepower, not ICE power. Take this Carlton for instance, 247bhp and the looks to match
VAUXHALL ASTRA - What would you know about good looks, Bat twat Whose idea was it to wear our pants over our trousers, eh
PEUGEOT 205 - Robin, speak to me like that again and I'll creep up to your bedroom tonight and put a bat up your pyjamas. Now get back to telling the readers about this month's feature cars
PROJECT 2000 - Sorry Batman, I think that evil Penguin's put a curse on me, I just can't remember a... Robin, snap out of it. Great 'Scort, I need to release Robin from the curse or he'll never win Project 2000
RENAULT 5 - Ah, Catwoman's' 180bhp R5 Turbo, I might have known she'd be involved somewhere along the line
BMW COMPACT- Still, never mind her, if I can just land this winged Compact, I can save Robin from the evil curse
VAUXHALL NOVA-Ah, sod it. I really can't be bothered any more. Alfred, get me a beer... and some proper trousers so I can take these bloody silly tights off!
RAC RALLY-Dumb and Dumber enter the arena of World Rallying... ard nearly get Carlos Sainz excluded from the race!
ESSEN SHOW - Stufart met Damon Hill at Essen and although Coggo's earlier remarks about the F1 driver's eyebrows and wife didn't go down too well, Damon was still pleased to see us (we think...)
CRUISE PATROL - Saaafend seafront. Taking Project 2000 to the land of the Ford was a good thing. Nick reckons he almost drowned in love juice, while Prc by, Gez and Damon are still arguing over which one got flashed by the Gatso
VAUXHALL NOVA - Maybe Robin, but I saw this 16-valve Nova with a fantastic Fibresports front end the other day, and I reckon it'd make the perfect Robinmobile (Doesn't quite have the same ring, does it - RS)
CTTROEN SAXO - HOLY ICE! No Batman, this'll be the car for me. A Saxo VTS with enough ICE to woo the chicks into the Bat Cave
FORD ESCORT COSWORTH - What are you talking about Robin I think you've been sniffing too much bird seed. What you want is a 300bhp Cossie
PEUGEOT 205 - As much as I respect everything you've done for me Batman, I've got to say that you're just not with it. This 205 is the machine for me
LOTUS CARLTON (REPLICA) - Robin, you arrogant little twat, why don't you listen. The most important thing you look for in a crime-busting vehicle is horsepower, not ICE power. Take this Carlton for instance, 247bhp and the looks to match
VAUXHALL ASTRA - What would you know about good looks, Bat twat Whose idea was it to wear our pants over our trousers, eh
PEUGEOT 205 - Robin, speak to me like that again and I'll creep up to your bedroom tonight and put a bat up your pyjamas. Now get back to telling the readers about this month's feature cars
PROJECT 2000 - Sorry Batman, I think that evil Penguin's put a curse on me, I just can't remember a... Robin, snap out of it. Great 'Scort, I need to release Robin from the curse or he'll never win Project 2000
RENAULT 5 - Ah, Catwoman's' 180bhp R5 Turbo, I might have known she'd be involved somewhere along the line
BMW COMPACT- Still, never mind her, if I can just land this winged Compact, I can save Robin from the evil curse
VAUXHALL NOVA-Ah, sod it. I really can't be bothered any more. Alfred, get me a beer... and some proper trousers so I can take these bloody silly tights off!
RAC RALLY-Dumb and Dumber enter the arena of World Rallying... ard nearly get Carlos Sainz excluded from the race!
ESSEN SHOW - Stufart met Damon Hill at Essen and although Coggo's earlier remarks about the F1 driver's eyebrows and wife didn't go down too well, Damon was still pleased to see us (we think...)
CRUISE PATROL - Saaafend seafront. Taking Project 2000 to the land of the Ford was a good thing. Nick reckons he almost drowned in love juice, while Prc by, Gez and Damon are still arguing over which one got flashed by the Gatso
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