MOTORS:

Sorted Civic - A Cali-style scraper thatàs so low it hurts.
Melodic Clio - Do you really need to mod a Clio V6? Of ourse you do, and hereàs da proof.
Vibrating Merc - Bling+bass= one F.U.K of a motor.
Killa Corsa - Itàs been injected with a poison.
Pukka Pug - A 306 cabrio thatà ll blow you barnet off.
Phat Fiesta - Wassat? IÃ ll never get eighteens on my Fiesta? Just you watch boyo!
Corkinà Cav - Unlike Slim Julesà , this bastid rolls on 19s.
Sucker Skyline - Itàs got a turbo so huge that small monkeys are in danger of being sucked in. Believe.
Charged Golf - This subtle street racer was built to blow away pussy 1.8Ts, so look out.
Numero Uno - If itàs a trip back to the old skool youà re after then hereàs a F.U.Kinà quick way of getting there. And itàs orange.
Accord-Ination - Family ride with Lambo doors, Lexus and Merc lights and 19-inch spinners. Nice.

MAYHEM:

Gti Sud 2003 Tony and Tricky go sun bathing in the south of France. Oh, and check out some mad cars.
Kill Steve - Big Trev murders F.U.KÃ s publisher.
Cardiff Cruise - The HiJackers crew kick some serious butt.
David Plaine - Unlike David Blaine, Shrek put on six stone.
Bournemouth - It was so F.U.Kinà hot it was burning.
Concepts - The best of the best of the best.
Local Heroes - Shrek goes to Swindon and drools a lot.
Crail Thrash - Da F.U.K Crew head north of the border.